> Be me > Random engineer, never flew a plane > World going to hell, enemy’s about to nuke us > No pilots left, only an F-35 > “You’re flying it, no time to argue” > Fuck.jpg > Climb in, no clue what I’m doing > Sky’s on fire, everything’s on me > Target in sight, no way I make it back > YOLO, go full throttle > Hit the target, sacrifice myself > Die as a nameless hero > Freedom saved, no one will ever know