> Civilian, never flown anything more complex than a drone > Base is pure chaos, alarms blaring, and there it is—an A-10 just begging to be stolen > Look at my crush, she gives me this wild grin, “You won’t.” > Bet.jpg > Sprint over, climb in, flipping random switches like we’re pros > Engines fire up, sounds like the apocalypse—good enough for me > We’re airborne, probably breaking fifty regulations just taking off > She’s laughing in the back, leans in and says, “Make it BRRRT” > Find the trigger, squeeze it, cannon goes off like hell’s orchestra > Fuel’s low, have no idea how to land, just aim for the ground and pray > Bounce the landing, nearly crash, alarms everywhere > Sirens in the distance, military closing in fast > We ditch the Warthog, sprint into the woods, hearts pounding, laughing like lunatics > No plan, no regrets, just one hell of a day